I blame @TheBosha for my following of @SteveHuff.   Before I tell you how awesome Steve is, I’ll give a piece of advice.  If you want to know who is writing excellent stuff on Twitter check out @TheBosha’s most favs page on Favstar.

So….I was trolling for people to enhance my timeline outside the normal “thumb in the butt jokes” and I came across Steve Huff.  The guy is a really unique and entertaining writer.  Yes, he’s a @Lifecoachers and on Witstream so he gets a lot of exposure, but I can’t believe it took so long for me to come across his tweets.  I suggest you take a few minutes to check out his most popular tweets and I think you’ll agree that he’s a really original mind and a great addition to any timeline.

In the meantime, here are my favorites:

1.  Twitter always says your tweet has been retweeted by so & so and “others.” But often there are no “others.” THERE ARE NO “OTHERS,” TWITTER.

2. “It’s weird how each sip of vodka makes my kids slightly more tolerable. That’s why I tell them to slow down & savor it..”

3. “I’ve found the solution to the Red Bull crash. NEVER STOP DRINKING RED BULL NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BLEED FROM EVERYWHERE.”

4. “How Twitter works: you think it’s a random, dumb throway joke=50 stars, 400 RTs. Craft a joke that makes you laugh till you cry=one star.”

5. “Every now & then my cat gives us looks like “I can still smother you in your sleep” & we’re all like, “shut up, you’re scared of water.”

6. “I pretty much live my life as an ongoing rebellion against the people who say neither caffeine or alcohol are hydrating.”

7. “We should always underestimate the importance of our tweeting.”

8. “Coming to your comedy show if there’s wi-fi so I can read along on your Favstar Popular page.”

9. “An optimist sees the glass as half-full. A hipster knew about the glass before you did and doesn’t think it’s cool anymore.”

10. “Dear cat: Even if we let you outside, you are too fucking fat to get that bird, loser. Love, your owner.”