This one really sticks in my craw.  You see @Cabbagenews is someone’s secondary account and is AWESOME!  But because @Cabbagenews doesn’t actively talk to people, go out and follow folks or proactively (fuck, I hate that word) star people he (based on the male avatar) has only 635 followers.  I wish all 1500 people that followed me would go out an follow @CabbageNews.  You get 3-5 wonderfully thought out tweets a day.  Read my ten, then go here, follow and star everything.

“ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season’s Dancing With The Stars”

“Genetically Engineered Salmon To Testify On Own Behalf At FDA Hearings”

“Bank of America Forecloses On Itself”

“Ohio State Professor Accused of Having Sex With Michigan Professor”

“Bear Beats Hunter With His Own Gun Then Defecates In His Hat”

“North Korea Opens Twitter Account To Tell Jokes About South Korea’s Mom”

“Minneapolis Asks Citizens For Snowblowers, Leafblowers To Re-Inflate Metrodome”

“In a Pinch, Screwdrivers Can Be Made With Tang”

“Florida Reports Problems With Halliburton-Supplied Voting Booths”

“Sports: 44,999 Runners Lose NYC Marathon”