Why?
Why are you people still awake? It’s 12:30 central and y’all should be in bed getting a good night’s rest so you are prepared to grab Sunday by the balls. Who am I kidding? While not as breathtakingly boring as when I was a child a few decades ago, Sunday is the one day a week that is the exact opposite of grabbing life and living it to its fullest—unless you like impersonating a dead person and sleeping it away.
