April 2012
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Today
Today is one of those days I wish I could be so focused, so engrossed, on a menial task that my brain turns off allowing large chunks of time to pass without knowing where it went.
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Corndogs and Whiskey: Catventures -- Episode 4 →
mattysoftmitts:
“We? WE should get a dog?” I replied incredulously, turning my head deliberately to face Wallace. My phone, momentarily forgotten, remained suspended above my lap in my right hand.
“Yeah,” he continued plainly, watching the golden retriever jump in the air and catch the frisbee in its jaw…
I love the catventures, you should read all four!
A Toast!
To Gato! Here’s hoping wherever she is now that she isn’t suffering, has plenty of cat nip, and a bed full of coats where she can hiss at the owners when they come to retrieve them. May she rest in peace.
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Thank You
Everyone and I’m so very sorry to have brain dumped that on all of you.
The Cat
Sorry, this is a long and sad post but I have to get it out of my head.
Our cat, star of 100 photos and countless tweets, is sitting on the couch in my office next to me, dying, and it’s absolutely breaking my heart. “Kitty, you’re internet famous!” my wife used to say to her after I wrote another dumb joke or posted another photo. She was sitting on my lap a few minutes ago, edging past the...
Truthful Tuesday
There are no truths. There is only an opportunity to get outside of the body and the mind by sharing our perception of reality with others to create meaning.
And beer. Sweet delicious beer.
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tits and sass: truths →
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it does not take much to make someone’s day. i like to try to do this every day. if i love you, then you best believe that i am going to try my fucking hardest to make you smile and be happy.
My intent isn’t to reblog the whole Truthful Tuesday, but this snippet from Kris really stood out for me. Read it and live it. This is why Kris is amazing, and it’s so damn...
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drewmonge replied to your photo: At the vet listening to my cat’s screams of terror…
Hope the kitty’s alright.
Thanks! I hope so too.
She already has a kidney disease and is on a special diet. When I got home from Chicago on Sunday night, I couldn’t find her anywhere in the house and I was pretty distraught. I looked everywhere. I didn’t find her until Monday night after...
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A Surprise
I vaguely remember telling a bunch of folks at CHSH that my wife is awesome and that I totally married up. If you want proof, this shirt was in our mailbox when I got home tonight. It says “I love you and you should brunch like there’s no tomorrow!”
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Why I Am Here
Because the laughter, beauty, joy, pain and sorrow of life cannot always be confined to 140 characters.
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CHSH Photos #6
Awesome Amazing Wonderful group of people! Rhi, 9to5Life (Christen), MoistPork (Jen) and 24_forever (Crystal), sadly not pictured is Wheatnik (Zack). I hope I’ve spelled the names right. Anyhow, it was a lot of fun to get to meet Rhi and Christen and corner them for a bit. Zach, Jen and Crystal helped me to get a Friday morning hangover when I thought I was just going to get to the...
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CHSH Photos #5
There is no one on the planet that is as kind and warm as Tammy. I’m so glad I got to spend a bunch of time with her on Saturday.
Group photo including Juarez, the Bomb Mom, Mr. Wordswith and Cutlerish. There’s a whole lot of brain power right here.
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CHSH Photos #4
It’s the Joe Biz again as well as Melissa (my fellow soccer player and Ohioan) and nautimermaid (who was super cool and new to me).
Don’t tell Juarez, but I love that guy and I’m super glad we got to hang out…although we had to put smelling salts under Stephanie’s nose right after this photo was taken.
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CHSH Photos #3
This one has weird iPhone flash sun thing going on and if I was savvy with Photoshop, I’d have made it a happy sun. Anyway, that’s Rachel (@GirlDetective), Joe and Jamie (@Xytrex). Side note, I walked home with Jamie and his brother (@MrBigFists) who also was wearing an awesome pair of red Chucks. I’d say we were red Chuck buddies now, but that sounds kind of gross. Anyway,...
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CHSH Photos #2
I’ve now hung out with Cultlerish extensively at three different tweet-ups and with Joe at two. They are both excellent guys (even if Joe wimped out of eating odd pizzas at 3 AM). Anyway two best people to hang out with if it’s only going to be two nights once or twice a year.
I LOVE THESE TWO PEOPLE! I can’t stress that enough. I had an opportunity to have dinner with...
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CHSH Photos #1
It’s me with America’s favorite strapping young Canadian and all-around good guy Brentcetera.
This is CVTBaby. She’s quite nice and I think had an excellent time despite being wrapped around my sweaty armpit for this photo.
I apologize in advance for the photos to come (the multiple posts, not the photos themselves). I don’t know any nifty consolidator thingie apps that I can use (also those probably are disapproved of by Tumblr anyways).
The upside, is you can all heart them and let me be your Tumblr Crush, right?
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“That’s the most I’ve drank in a long time. And look at me! I can still sorta...”
– Jill
Most people can only “kinda Facebook” when sober. (via cutlerish)
She forgot to milk her Farmville animals and now she’s going to have damage charges assessed to her room.
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blatherlikeme replied to your post: My Job
Do you have one of the USPS certifications? At my last job, the mail room manager got one. I used to laugh shameless at her for having to go to a seminar on the post office. Although it really did help our company that she did.
I don’t have any certifications myself but plenty of my coworkers do. We provide services for companies to do mail, so...
My Job
There’s a lot related to my job that is quite boring. One of those dull parts is becoming an expert on USPS Regulations so businesses and non-profits can get good prices when mailing in bulk. Then other days, I accidentally stumble across this. It’s better to read at the link below because of the charts and stuff, but here are some highlights (The key takeaway is that you CANNOT mail...
