January 2012
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TCFU 3
In case you missed this on one of the other 600,000,000 social media applications, TCFU 3 will be happening March, 3rd.
It’ll be a nice warm-up for TCFU4 which (shhhhh) will be a Minnesota State Fair tweet-up.
So there’s that.
jusky:
If you are shitty to people, everyone notices.
True.
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herpinkribbons2 replied to your photo: At curling on Thursday with my good friend and…
OMG! You’re totally serious about this curling thing! Wow, I may have to stop following you now….. ;-)
I never kid about adult recreational sports (well I do kid about them). But yes, I do curl, as well as play soccer and broomball in the winter. You’d think I’d be skinnier.
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Why?
Why are you people still awake? It’s 12:30 central and y’all should be in bed getting a good night’s rest so you are prepared to grab Sunday by the balls. Who am I kidding? While not as breathtakingly boring as when I was a child a few decades ago, Sunday is the one day a week that is the exact opposite of grabbing life and living it to its fullest—unless you like...
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CHSH
I just booked my tickets for Chicago… so there’s that.
2880 Minutes of Silence
So they let me be all “non-work” in my latest piece for work. I actually think this one is kind of fun.
We were somewhere northbound on Minnesota Highway 61, of Bob Dylan’s Highway 61 Revisited, when I posted a photo to Twitter of me at an ice bar enjoying a frosty beverage and shivering. Shortly after that picture, I went silent for nearly forty-eight hours. As we continued ...
Observations from the Woods
The funny thing about lodges and campgrounds and other places people go to get away from other people is how friendly they all seem to be. In every National Park or Forest, everyone is as neighborly as someone from a 1950’s sitcom. The reality is just a touch different though. The reality is that behind that glowing smile, hearty “hello” and generally happy façade is the subtext that they are...
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talia-bobalia replied to your photo: Regarding the reblog of my wife. This is a photo…
:/ I played lacrosse while it rained but that was fun and then there was lightning and lacrosse uses aluminum sticks and then it stopped being fun.
I play soccer in the rain and have a blast. However, it’s not going to be awesome when my clothes weight 8000 lbs and I’m sliding around on the...
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Surveillance Secrets
flyoverfi:
Sometimes I imagine that my communications are being tracked by the Government (note the capital G). I wonder what they make of my recent text to @FlyoverJoel that said nothing more than FUCKING CLOWN FLOATIES. I’m now probably on some Patriot Act watch list.
But c’mon - FUCKING CLOWN FLOATIES!
50 degrees today and we are going to play broomball tonight, outdoors, ON ICE!...
Whining
I played in the Sanchez Cup today which is a charity soccer tournament. From 10 AM to 2:45 PM, we had FIVE soccer games of 30 minutes each. To put that in perspective, one normal 11’s game is 90 minutes and you don’t run the entire time. This was short field 7’s, which for the field players means non-stop sprinting the entire time. As a goalie, I spent the afternoon doing my...
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Mail Call
Hi Folks - I have mail from the Internets!
It’s a postcard from meklarian, the white card is from hiimles and the red card is from nothingatonce. All great guys!
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I Like You 65
I need to go to bed, but Tumblr I like you 65 tonight night. I totally do……
Although reading through 65 pages of your thoughts and pictures and animated GIF’s is tiring. Have a good night.
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auntipax replied to your post: Juicy Lucy
Are you Midwestern enough for a “Walking Taco?” I can’t remember where I was, MN I think… They cut open a bag of Doritos and dumped in meat and lettuce…
I’ve heard about tacos in a bag for the first time just recently and actually had one at the State Fair but from my expereince it’s more of a taco in like a hotdog sleeve with tortilla chips,...
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hiimles replied to your post: Juicy Lucy
I may have to try and make this. I’m thinking Pepper Jack Cheese, because this is California.
THAT’S THE PAUL MOLITOR! So Casper and Runyan own the Nook, which is a Saint Paul landmark, and it’s right across from a private High School that punches out some amazing athletes (who get a burger named after them - well okay, on a few). The Nook...
Juicy Lucy
This is actually last night’s post-curling (we won 9-3!) food porn from the bar. You’ll notice bacon sticking out from under the bun, but no cheese. It’s because THE CHEESE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HAMBURGER!!! It’s okay, it’s safe, but you have to eat your fries, rings or tots before the burger or your mouth gets burned to shit by exploding molten American...
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Fact
The Wikipedia entry for Georgia O’Keefe does not use the word vagina one single time. This is a shocking injustice.
Seriously, how else am I going to lock down the over-educated sounding vaginal references to go with all the pictures?
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Rote
Get out of the shower. Dry off and put on deodorant. Shirt goes on, teeth are brushed. Squeeze from the tube a dab of hair gel.
*Blink. Blink*
“It’s my last day of vacation. I’m going to wear a hat, like a do every single day I don’t have to work. What do I need the hair gel for?”
“Hmmmmmmm.”
So I did what any sensible adult male would do.
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