6 AM on Saturday is an ungodly time to be awake unless you have scheduled day drinking.
It’s a photo of Fiona and I at the beer tasting yesterday. We might have had our buzz on just a little bit. This is Fiona with our good friend Chris. We like him even if he is a Red Sox fan. I’m posting this photo because Fi and Chris logged more hours during the Minnesota shutdown than anyone else and this photo illustrates that they both deserved an afternoon of good beer and...
thatsafakelaughbytheway-deactiv asked: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Ten Top Tweets: @donni
Since it’s a really slow morning on Twitter, I thought it would be a good time to revisit the tweets of one of my favorite people to read. I think what impresses me most about @donni is not how funny his tweets are, but how prolific and funny he is. Rarely does @donni write a tweet that doesn’t at minimum elicit a chuckle from me—and considering how often he posts, that’s...
Who has three thumbs, a genetic mutation, maybe exaggerates slightly, loves beer and just booked his ticket to #SnarkNYC? This Guy! http://twtvite.com/snarknyc/1
amuirin: Walt Whitman wrote “Go, dear friend,.. and publish yourself of your own Personality.” Never have a visionary’s words been fucked so hard into the collective consciousness. I wish I could add something even a hair more enlightening, but amuirin says it best.
tacos4algernon: Why tacos4algernon, you ask? I love tacos and Flowers for Algernon was the first piece of literature I remember falling head over heels in love with as a child. I was very young when I read it and it still affects the way I think about things. I’ve said it privately, and now publicly. This is my favorite username.
#TCFU2 Picture Set 4
@MaggieQ87, @chachione and two people not from the internets. @BrentWeav & @ScreamingDanzig It’s me getting a great hug from @amanjo! @heckadecimal is getting vampire sparkly and turning into one of @UNTRESOR’s Tweets. Send Help! It’s @love_shunt and @charliepantzz It’s me and @charliepantzz - She sure loves to be photographed
#TCFU2 Picture Set 3
That would be @PuddingBoobs putting the moves on @Love_Shunt who is putting the moves on @hunnisbones while his ladyfriend @Hollyannalynn looks away. On the right, @AnaBeaverH is doing something completely different. Same Crew, but everyone’s looking at the camera.
@TCFU2 Picture Set 2
Nice group photo @heckadecimal, @GetUrOwnCoffee & @Wwwesty That’s @Puddingboobs copping a feel on @AnaBeaverH. Not sure if @charliepantzz is trying to clean @UNTRESOR’s face, Josh (@Heckadecimal) looks annoyed while @falsettoclergy gives us his serious face and @Airreck looks disturbed. More of the same, only with less action.
#TCFU2 Picture Set 1
Sorry to post a bunch of long ones like this, but I don’t know the fancy-pantalones application y’all use to do slideshows. It’s @GetUrOwnCoffee and @FlyoverFi Me and @sshatMaddie @charliepantzz, @Untresor and GilesMarie There was a metric shit ton of hugging last night.
brentweav replied to your post: The More You Know (MN Judicial Branch Edition) Thanks for this post. I am always bothered on voting for judges because I never know anything (or enough) about them. It’s a real challenge to learn anything substantive about the judges because unless they work some major case, moat fly under the radar. The interesting ones are the local positions on the...
blondhousewife replied to your post: The More You Know (MN Judicial Branch Edition) Outside of having a tape of the candidate clubbing a baby seal or killing someone. Its pretty hard for the state house to vote no on a judge in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It’s the same thing here, and many judges do get reelected by popular vote after their appointment term is completed. However, my...
The More You Know (MN Judicial Branch Edition)
I’ve been reading the comments section of many newspapers lately as I am apparently not getting pissed off enough in my daily life. The truth is when you lay down at night next to a hardworking member of the judicial branch, you get a little obsessed about all the hours she’s spending working on the government shutdown. Of course I get a little offended by the uninformed comments, but I keep...
Check out this awesome list for TCFU
“Shit, if it’s gonna be this kind of party, I’m gonna to stick my dick in the mash potatoes” Seriously, this will be a great GREAT group of people. http://twtvite.com/8rd1r6 wwwesty: @Gilesmarie @amanjo @BrentWeav (+1) @charliepantzz (+1) @coryschmidt (+1) @falsettoclergy @FlyoverFi @Flyoverjoel @GetUrOwnCoffee (+1) @heckadecimal @ImaRube @love_shunt @MNSportsbitch...
juarezafterdarker replied to your post: Can Somebody Please Tell Me I’m never on crush lists. I font post enough.
Can Somebody Please Tell Me
Where the fuck are my Tumblr crushes hiding since the format change? I think Juarez and TheLastOneInThePool have to be going through love withdrawl.
hiimles replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday: Soap Box The “special master” bureaucrat is infecting this country. They already took over a city in Michigan that tried to file bankruptcy and void the union contracts. Is the union involved? The Special Master designation is only because the courts have to select someone to hear the arguments of various groups because the standard courts already...
Truthful Tuesday: Soap Box
I’ve had it with stupid people spouting off about things they don’t want to actually take the time to understand. As I’ve alluded to, my wife was “volunteered” to be the law clerk for the Special Master who is listening to governmental departments and federally and state funded non-profits argue that they should get their cash during the state government shutdown. It isn’t always an argument of...
Saw photos of @NickadooLA’s butt crack and @tamytoo2’s censored boob. I’m glad to know on this Independence Day that I’ve caught up to 87.6% of the rest of America.
This is all I can say on the matter...
I’m officially a MN Government shutdown widow. My wife is still at work and will most likely be working all weekend - including the 4th. This is just like when I was an Election Contest widow while the Coleman and Franken recount was in courts. Boo.
toneloaf: #RoastFriday @BDGarp @shariv67 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!