My Red Ass
Now that I’ve had a beer and a wonderful dinner cooked by The Wife, I think it is time to explain why I got the red ass a little bit ago in a tweet that has stimulated a handful of DMs. In the last week, I’ve unfollowed three mildly funny people for the simple reason that they link to their Favstar/New page every single day. Mildly funny isn’t meant to be an insult—just an observation. It isn’t...
M. Night Shyamalan's Best Joke
Went to see Scott Pilgrim last night and it was quite funny. However, in the packed theater no one laughed harder than during the preview for the new M. Night Shyamalan movie Devil. People weren’t laughing because the movie is a comedy, they laughed because Shyamalan has become a parody of himself—the John Madden of thrillers. One person even yelled at the screen “don’t...
dadneedsadrink asked: Where'd you get the name "FlyoveJoel" from? Are you a pilot or did your do a lot of drugs?
toneloaf-deactivated20110728 asked: In the 90's rap wars, were you east side or west side? It was the one time I was rooting for the Midwest.
toneloaf-deactivated20110728 asked: So, who's sexier, Miss Piggy or the Snapple lady from those commercials? Take your time...
adl123 asked: Who flew over? Name names.